(Source: brookeeverdeen)

Austin is such an inspiring person

  • I was walking in the train station and a gay couple was talking
  • Guy 1: I'm an awful person!
  • Me: Don't say that about yourself!
  • Guy 1: Awh thank you
  • Guy 2: It's because he has a small penis
  • Me: As long as you use it well!
  • Guy 1: I do! At least I'm not all balls...

7:43AM
I haven’t slept yet.